Five (Plus One) Unique Dummy Text Generators To Flavor Your Mockups

Pork! It’s the meat of kings. Add a little protein to your body copy with Bacon Ipsum – a crispy, succulent Lorem Ipsum alternative. Just set the number of paragraphs you’d like, the content type (“All Meat” keeps it piggish, whereas “Meat and Filler” give you an extra hint of Ipsum), and don’t forget to check the box to start with the obligatory “Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet…”

Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet bresaola brisket shankle turkey capicola biltong, turducken pancetta shank pork chop strip steak pork belly jowl ham hock. Pork belly pork fatback chicken, shoulder ham venison turkey ribeye tail. Flank t-bone swine sausage pig, capicola jerky prosciutto tri-tip cow turducken pancetta jowl rump. Leberkäse ribeye pork loin jowl. Cow short ribs chuck, biltong t-bone chicken shank spare ribs turkey drumstick. Tongue short ribs pork belly chicken meatloaf, capicola flank ribeye. Chuck salami filet mignon, fatback tongue swine pork venison bresaola.

Maybe bacon or spare ribs aren’t your thing. Peopledesign is hoping that a more green-oriented Veggie Ipsum may be more your style. This generator may not have as many recipes as its marinated counterpart, but it does offer a variety of fresh, exotic words and phrases when you click “Grow new text”. Disappointingly, the “Select all text” button doesn’t work in Webkit browsers, but IE and Firefox are good to go.

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Food-themed Lorem Ipsum generators are so mainstream. Have you ever heard of Hipster Ipsum? Didn’t think so. Now that you have heard of it, it’s already out of style, so you might as well not even bother with it. Blah. if you really sorta actually kinda want some hypocritical, slapstick body text, just say how much and what flavor (both raw Hipster and Latin-infused are on tap) and crack open a PBR.

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Are you hankering for some nostalgic 90’s-style slang? Gangsta Lorem Ipsum will put you in your place. If some of the liberally-attached suffixes used in this generator were considered gramattically correct, the letter Z might try to fight its way to the top of the alphabet. This site only has one button which says “generate gangsta loremizzle my ippzle dummy text”, but I think it might just be pulling excerpts from Snoop Dogg’s memoirs.

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Fillerati takes a different approach to gibberish filler by providing text from novels in the public domain. The generator is well-designed and intuitive, and directly aimed towards web developers. Since the content comes from stories, expect a few quotations and for the paragraphs to be shorter, such as in the case of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland.

‘Oh, you foolish Alice!’ she answered herself. ‘How can you learn lessons in here? Why, there’s hardly room for YOU, and no room at all for any lesson-books!’

And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she heard a voice outside, and stopped to listen.

‘Mary Ann! Mary Ann!’ said the voice. ‘Fetch me my gloves this moment!’ Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of it.

It’s Samuel L. Jackson. Not safe for work. Requires English, motherlover. Do you speak it? This generator, like the previous, only pulls blocks of pre-written text. Thinking about it though, why would anyone want to randomize the exquisite monologues and critical motivational speeches that only Tarantino and Jackson can provide?

Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We’re on the same curve, just on opposite ends.